Mac Minista in defense of the honorable Snoop Dogg The anti-player has filed and submitted an "alpha"-davit in the Game Court. With trumped up charges against my client Snoop Dogg, Tha Doggfather - for 227 counts of flexing his Gs, popping his Ps dotting his Is and crossing his Ts. The anti-player has filed and submitted an "alpha"-davit in the Game Court. With trumped up charges against my client Snoop Dogg, Tha Doggfather - for 357 counts of verbal and reckless endangerment from the million dollar mouthpiece; and leaving these super-sap suckers, discombobulated and confused and shook up, like a pair of dice. The anti-player, has filed and submitted an "alpha"-davit in the Game Court. Charging my client Snoop Dogg, Tha Doggfather - for distributing and manufacturing game. Crossing state and county lines, with the intent to pimp the system. Now if you wanna judge Tha Doggfather, bring him before 12 Gs and open up his files and you will see, that ever since Snoopy was a pup his tail was straight up - ready to shake rattle and roll and charge from a hoe to a henchman about his pension. So all you jerks with them $11 words comin out of your $2 mouth about a multi-million dollar Crip whos got the mind of a bidness man, the heart of a tyrant, and the tongue of a mack - I said, hes a five-star guerilla Crip, with bars and stars while you suckers is lookin for stripes. His game is as sharp as a mosquitos needle; and with this in mind, Im gonna ask the Game Court to grant a motion, of 995 - grounds, of dismissal.
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